Zodiac

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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist.

CANCER (June 21 - July 22) - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories. Not a fighter, but will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

LEO (July 23 - Aug 21) - The Lion in Bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good in bed. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO (Aug 22 - Sept 1) - The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

LIBRA (Sept 22 - Oct 22) - The Lame Lover
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... you might end up crying.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) - The Sex Addict
EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Energetic. Can predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always gets what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever. Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 20) - The Sexy One
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed!!! Did I say amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... you might end up crying.

CAPRICORN (Dec 21 - Jan 19) - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Can predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Sexy. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 17) - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out.

PISCES (Feb 18 - Mar 20) - The Piece of Art
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Sexy, DAMN IT. High sex appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

ARIES (Mar 21 - April 19) - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 19) - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. The most sexiest people on earth!

GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) - Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock the fuck out of you. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.


Is it just me or is this 35-year old zodiac interpretation just full of profanity? Hahaha! Anyways, is yours true??? Dali! Comment kayo! Hahaha!Ü